Augie's New Ship

Ahoy, matey! This har be me new ship.

 Ho. Wait ye right thar. What be it you desirin'?

Steer me ship?! Har har har! Good one, matey.

When me arms be gettin' tired, I just use me feet to steer this har beast.

Land ho!

I'll just be leavin' me ship har for a spell ...

... don't ye be gettin' any idears.

Perchance, I'll just bring me swill back to me love ... just to be safe.

It's the sailor's life for me.