Daily Augie Soundbite, July 17, 2012

Mom, while getting Augie ready to go to the sprinkler park: You smell like poop. Did you poop?
Augie: Yep.
Mom: Oh! You did poop. Looks like daddy earned the right to sunscreen you. Where is daddy? Andy!
Augie: Where is daddy? He ran away, he didn't want to work.

I thought that little punk was on my side. At least I didn't have to do the sunscreening.