Augie Scissorhands

Sometimes, when people are tired, they'll yawn or slow down or get sleepy eyes. Augie does all those things, too, but we know he's really tired when he starts scissoring his hair with his fingers. He's done it for most of his life, but it's especially funny when you ask him if he's tired, and he says "no" even though he's playing with his hair. He would make an awful poker player.

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